MATT FUCKING DAMON
had to talk to a million people to get my mother’s internet modem password that was set up under my name.
words of advise:
- never set up accounts that you don’t want to be responsible for or be forced to talk to tech support or customer service about
- make sure to write down every single thing(who’s social you used, what zip code, answers to security questions, etc.)
- if you ever get asked “who’s your favorite actor?” and they give you a hint that it starts with an “m”, try matt damon for the fucking hell of it.
MATT FUCKING DAMON.
i called in, twice.
they told me to go instore to replace my equipment and get my id and billing information faxed to get the password reset.
i went in store.
they told me they couldn’t help me, that it’s all done over the phone.
i tried online, twice.
they were both really rude but i ended up calling my mother and asking her if she had any ideass because i don’t really have favorite actors. actresses, yes but actors… alan rickman but i don’t really know who else i would be inclined to call my favorite actor in april of last year.
finally she said matt damon and the memory came back.
matt fucking damon guys.
matt fucking damon.
